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After the church service a little boy told the
pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers
we've ever had."
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the
table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" |
The Credit should go to the many people
who have
sent me most of these. You know who you are. Thanx!
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